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literally crying
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Somebody get this little bitch a Grammy
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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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| Aries: | Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision... |
| Taurus: | OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT. |
| Gemini: | Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY! |
| Cancer: | *sobbing hysterically in a corner* |
| Leo: | EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK! |
| Virgo: | LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE! |
| Libra: | ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT! |
| Scorpio: | SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME. |
| Sagittarius: | CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP. |
| Capricorn: | *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner* |
| Aquarius: | *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland* |
| Pisces: | I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on. |
You probably just don’t understand.
Unlike everyone else, i have one thing. One thing that keeps me from committing suicide. One thing that has always been there when nothing else has. And, because you can’t do your job, neither can i. Because you can’t be sufficient parents, i can’t have the one thing that keeps me from crying myself to sleep every night. All i want is to spin flags and be around people who don’t make fun of me for being suicidal. But instead, i get to watch your children for free all summer and then go to work after eight hours of that, to pay the 650 dollar debt i have for a sport i’ll never get to play again. Awesome.
